i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
(Source: indevan, via poopskittle)
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
I once had a customer at Starbucks ask me to put “less water” in her latte. I told her that lattes don’t have water in them, but that I could maybe add an extra shot of expresso or put the drink in a smaller cup with less milk. She got angry and shouted “I JUST want a latte with less water! Don’t make it so complicated.” She then promptly went home and called my manager to tell him that I had been “yelling at and arguing with her.” Thank goodness I had a witness there who backed me up and told my boss she was crazy. :-/
I worked at a refurbished electronics store. A lady came up to asking if the electronics were brand new.
If you haven’t watched this two minute horror short film by Swedish animator/filmmaker David Sandberg, then you’re missing out.
For full effect, I suggest you turn the lights off and watch this.
add to the list of things I probably shouldn’t have watched when I was laying in bed to go to sleep
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